you can run but you can't hide
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posted 38 minutes ago + 3,424 notes — via nosenuzzling, © milkobitchmickey

milkobitchmickey:

do you ever remember season 4 and like

image



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posted 1 day ago + 289 notes — via notmorphinesara
notmorphinesara:

❈

notmorphinesara:



posted 1 day ago + 19,926 notes — via gentlemen-sharpen-your-pencils, © slytherns

kaiwoladan:

BERLIN FASHION WEEK HERBST/WINTER 2014/15 - Lena Hoschek (part 2)



posted 1 day ago + 229,812 notes — via gentlemen-sharpen-your-pencils, © officialunitedstates

charleytimelord:

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"



posted 1 day ago + 424,654 notes — via gentlemen-sharpen-your-pencils, © fuck-i-just

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”



posted 3 days ago + 2,140 notes — via tacogrande, © colfermichele

PART I. HOW IT ALL BEGAN (SEASON II)

inspired by (x) and (x)



posted 3 days ago + 242,601 notes — via eternity2121, © i-am-broken

i-am-broken:

i know i  joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.



posted 4 days ago + 308,945 notes — via evan-blainers, © angry90slesbian
angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME



posted 4 days ago + 90,518 notes — via sararye, © trappedinsanity


posted 5 days ago + 476,078 notes — via evan-blainers, © ofela
darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?



posted 5 days ago + 568,451 notes — via mz-jem, © 69shadesofgray

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy


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posted 5 days ago + 13,498 notes — via tyleroakley

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